Do you know what FUCK means? F-flower in love with you U-unhappy when you are away C-care for you K-kiss you That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!!

I:cum face un elefant sa se dea jos dintr-un pom? R:se pune pe o frunza shi asteapta toamna

-Alo, familia Cutarescu? -Greseala, noi n-avem telefon.

Cate tipuri de femei sunt in Romania? Raspuns: mame, doamne, curve si mama doamne ce de curve.

-Ce face broasca la biblioteca? -Sta in usa.