I:Cand sunt femeile fericite? R:Pe cine intereseaza

De ce are ciocanitoarea cioc? Sa nu dea cu capul de copac

Do you know what FUCK means? F-flower in love with you U-unhappy when you are away C-care for you K-kiss you That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!!

intrebare:De ce poartã politia apa in portbagaj raspuns:Sa nu le moara sirena

I:Daca atunci cand mergi cu masina iti apar in fata o baba si un porc,ce calci mai intai? R:Frana.