-Alo, familia Cutarescu? -Greseala, noi n-avem telefon.

Do you know what FUCK means? F-flower in love with you U-unhappy when you are away C-care for you K-kiss you That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!!

De ce sunt prinsii hotii? De politistii

-De ce barbatii cer mana femeilor? -Pentru ca s-au saturat de a lor.

i: Cum gaseste un cioban o oaie la munte? r: Acceptabila.