Intr-un bloc era o cutie. In cutie erau doua bile. E un cutremur si blocul se darama. Bilele fac poc poc! De ce fac poc poc? Fiindca daca erau trei bi...

Intrebare: De ce nu are p**** buletin? Raspuns: Ca-i cascata si il pierde

Ce fac indienii cu pieile de cai? Isi tin caii in ele.

Do you know what FUCK means? F-flower in love with you U-unhappy when you are away C-care for you K-kiss you That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!!

-Ce-i daunator si mananca nuci? -??? -SIFILISU'