Do you know what FUCK means? F-flower in love with you U-unhappy when you are away C-care for you K-kiss you That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!!

Cand cere un barbat mana unei femei? Raspuns Cand s-a saturat de a lui

Intrebare:"-Cine a introdus acupunctura in tara noastra?" Raspuns: "Vlad Tepes!"

De ce a murit Hitler? R: A primit factura la gaze !

Cum se numesc dacii care gandesc? Gandaci